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Alley Demotivational Poster

STEREOTYPES - Some people live their entire lives depending on them



KIRSTIE ALLEY - Damn woman, lay off them Twinkies!

TAGS: jabba fat kirstie alley poop retarded random funny
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Titsman

[email protected] - February 9, 2010, 1:34 am
Stay off my lawn!!
Bovee - February 8, 2010, 5:35 pm
@grey that was cold but i still laughed.
GreyScorpion - February 8, 2010, 5:21 pm
Last I heard, she was ordering Yeodawg pies from h**mail...
[email protected] - February 8, 2010, 5:15 pm
My bad last i heard she was buying whole pies and eating them in her car in the parking lot with a plastic fork.

DARK ALLEYS - If you're not in a film noir don't go dow... RUN, RUN, HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU! RUUUUUUUN....

TAGS: alley noir run
Rating: 4.43/5

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pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:19 pm
Cool. Wonder what's behind the second door?
maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 11:07 am
If You Take The First Door You Get To Level 10 .

OPTIONS - They trademarked "failure is not an option". Can I get that in writing?

TAGS: failure rich valley school
Rating: 3.18/5

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Haarakkon - August 28, 2009, 6:55 pm
This is brilliant, Bob. My 5 also seems wasted...
BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 3:17 pm
My 5 Poodles vote got lost in all the graduation failures that voted before me


TAGS: queen of the 80s valley girls ms zappa
Rating: 3.79/5

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Derek - February 3, 2010, 4:52 pm
Not really, but I love his belief in originality and freedom of expression. e.g. his other kids were called: Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan and Diva Thin Muffin.
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 4:33 pm
@Derek, Wow, of all the posters, I never expected this one for you to use more than one sentence on. Zappa fan were you?
Derek - February 3, 2010, 3:39 pm
The quintessential "Valley Girl". Unusual speech, e.g. "It's was like totally disgusting, gross me out the door, gag me with a spoon... just groady, groady to the max!"

What’s better, slinking or skulking? -

TAGS: alleys or parking garages
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:06 am
ROFLOL! Wait . . . 5hould I laugh?

The Plan -

TAGS: frequency of halley s comet
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

ughomer - May 2, 2014, 11:12 am
Oh. Duh! Silly me!
Airman - May 2, 2014, 11:07 am
there were no face masks on helmets until the mid 50's
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 10:44 am
Funny, but I cannot detect any face guards on their helmets!
spacedog - April 30, 2014, 9:29 pm
spacedog - April 30, 2014, 9:28 pm
Happened the years my eldest son was born. I doubt I'll live to see another. ;)
Greeny - April 30, 2014, 8:44 pm
Nice - and Plan 9 was from Rerun's time
rerun - April 30, 2014, 7:16 pm

I'm old and this was still before my time. Excellent

back alley dentists -


TAGS: map beauty goodness dark alley
Rating: 4.8/5

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Greeny - October 19, 2012, 5:30 am
Thanks Gary
GaryO - October 18, 2012, 8:29 am
Dang it Greeny, I’m getting weary of typing in the word ‘profound’ every time you create….so I’ll just plug in sagacious here, yeah sagacious…this here stuff is sagacious…..5 smarty cats

surreal -

DEAR NOOBS, - As supreme greeter/hazing master It is my pleasure and duty to welcome you to Motifake Now just follow me for your welcome gift...

TAGS: chompers alley noobs august 10
Rating: 4.25/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 11:28 pm
This one's Noobs... is that close enough?
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 9:27 pm
You're not leading them to the playgirl van, are ya?
Hawamleh - August 9, 2010, 9:12 pm
1L Bombed By The Noobs...ironic :), ill Give You 5L As Compensation.

Kids -


TAGS: f 105 vietnam red river valley
Rating: 3.52/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 29, 2012, 10:04 pm
Woop is right, and any aircraft at 80,000 feet isn't in a valley at all!
Ronski - September 15, 2009, 12:49 am
Totally FULL of WIN imho
... - July 17, 2009, 7:42 pm
like this. I think these jets did fly a valley called Red River by Hanoi, Viet Nam.
Woop - July 17, 2009, 6:03 pm
That's a big FAIL there. The quote is from a Blackbird pilot while the F-105 would have trouble hitting 80,000 on the nose of a Saturn V.
mattb - July 17, 2009, 5:44 pm
great work as usual, 5 agent orange poodles


TAGS: the valley of forgotten motifakes
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 8:34 am
5, no 10 Poodles!
spacedog - October 22, 2009, 7:19 pm
LMAO! The proverbial 5 fading Ls.

DARK ALLEYS - People you meet in dark alleys that call you "friend" or "mate" usually are not your friend or mate

TAGS: dark alley friend mate rnr
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by RnR

Agamemnon218 - August 23, 2008, 1:48 am
Seen it a thousand times.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 31, 2008, 5:22 pm
Plus, they kill your parents and then you have to become Batman.

Sometimes in life, -

TAGS: mizzdizz feelin lowdown deathvalley california
Rating: 4.57/5

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mizzdizz - March 8, 2016, 7:33 am
YUP!!!!! How low can you go.... (Limbo Rock)
JesusWept - March 8, 2016, 7:17 am
From your trip?